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  2. …[you FORGET what you want to REMEMBER and you REMEMBER  what you want to FORGET]…



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    “LOVE feels like heaven but HURTS like hell.”

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  4. fuckyeahryanbang:

    Ryan: Hi! I’m Ryan… I’m VJ BANG! You are with me.. okay.. I’m with Christian..

    Everyone: *hahahahahaha*

    Kirsten: Kirsten..

    Ryan: Ahh.. Kirsten..

    Kirsten: ahh my name is Kirsten..

    Ryan: and your name is Kirsten.. you’re a Christian.. also you believe God I.. I believe God also.. okay.. so you took audition right?

    Kirsten: yeah.

    Ryan: Ohhhh.. what did you eat today?

    Kirsten: uhh red hotdogs a while ago..

    Ryan: Ow.. Lily? hotdog! I loove hotdog… do you think you can be top one of.. best vj.. Christian? … Kirsten?

    Kirsten: Uhmm yeah.. anyway it’s Kirsten.. yeah I think..

    Ryan: So.. you don’t have boyfriend??

    Kirsten: no..

    Ryan: Ow..why… ow.. are you pure Filipino?

    Kirsten: no I’m half Filipino and half British..

    Ryan: Owmaygah! British? I’ve never been there but I love British.. anyway.. why don’t you.. why don’t you have boyfriend?

    Kirsten: I dunno…

    Ryan: Oww you dunno…. Lastly, why are you so beautiful?

    Kirsten: ………………. :))

    Ryan: You dunno? Yeah.. anyway.. *throws and catches the microphone* Thaaaaaaaaank you…. Thank you!

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  5. pinkygracey: my mom once told me,my uncle (her older brother) sent this equation to my aunt (my mom’s older brother’s wife) when he was still courting her.haha my mind would hurt with this and I’ll still never get it.xp (via sugarcoatednightmares)

    pinkygracey:

    my mom once told me,my uncle (her older brother) sent this equation to my aunt (my mom’s older brother’s wife) when he was still courting her.haha my mind would hurt with this and I’ll still never get it.xp

    (via sugarcoatednightmares)



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